One day, my dog Sam met a Chiwawa. Now, my dog Sam, who lived with my cat Maomao was quite comfortable living with the cat and in fact enjoyed her company very much.

The Chiwawa, however, was not so comfortable around the cat.

"Why do you allow that stupid cat to walk around YOUR house?" Asked the Chiwawa.

"What do you mean, that's Maomao" Answered Sam.

And so the Chiwawa, with his little smug smile walked away and told Sam he would be back to see Sam tomorrow. All night the Chiwawa was thinking about the cat living with the dog, which was quite strange to the little Chiwawa. So he decided to try to do something about it. The next day he went to visit Sam again.

"Sam, I know you like the cat, but it's just not right for a cat to live with a dog. Cat's are our natural enemy. You have to eat Maomao!" Said the Chiwawa.

"Well, I don't know" Said Sam.

"I didn't know a cat and dog couldn't live together. I suppose, she is kind of annoying, and sometimes she eats my food!. Alright. I'll eat the cat!" Proclaimed Sam.

And so he was off, looking for the cat. He walked upstairs to the second floor but the cat was nowhere to be seen. And then to the third floor, again where the cat was nowhere to be seen. So he walked back downstairs and saw the cat there, drinking his water and eating his food.

"That's it!" Shouted Sam

"I'm going to eat you! Come here you crazy Maomao!" He shouted.

And he darted toward the cat like a flash of lightning and without as much as a flinch Maomao jumped up into the air and came crashing down claw first onto the unmatched little dog killing him instantly. And as the cat began to feast on her prize kill the looked over the snow white furry body at the little Chiwawa as he ran off into the distance.

To moral of the story: Don't fuck with the cat.

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I saw a mouse today outside, he was walking and he hit his head on a cloud. I asked the mouse,

"Are you ok"?

He said he was. He crawled up my leg, up my back, and sat down on my shoulder and he asked me,

"Do you have a lion?"

I said no. He crawled off my shoulder, down my back and down my leg and continued walking. I watched him as he walked into the sunset.

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